Ever since the undead came out of the coffin and went public, there’s been a certain dangerous cachet to dating the so-called post-humans. Snarky ice queen Alley Rhodes used to mock such people, until she fell head over heels for Doug, a zombie who wants her heart, not her brains. But everyone’s got an opinion about the new relationship; some of the local vampires are downright upset by the thought of interspecies dating. Can Alley and Doug make this work, or is their love dead on arrival? Selzer simultaneously skewers the worst excesses of the Twilight phenomenon and delivers a solidly entertaining romance in its own right. Clever and humorous, this one’s not to be missed.