Dull Boy, by Sarah Cross (Dutton Books, 2009)

Gifted with the powers of super-strength and flight, Avery struggles to put them to good use without giving away his secret identity or becoming any more of an outcast than he already is. Things seem to improve when he meets other teenagers also possessing superhuman powers, but personality conflicts threaten to tear them apart, especially after the beautiful, manipulative Cherchette attempts to recruit them for her own mysterious purposes. As Avery and his new friends attempt to find their own place in the world, they tangle with Cherchette and discover the secrets behind their powers. Cross’s debut is a strong one, with a cast of memorable characters and a thoughtful look at how being different can either alienate or unite people.

Eyes Like Stars, by Lisa Mantchev (Feiwel and Friends, 2009)

Beatrice Shakespeare Smith has never known any home beyond the Theatre Illuminata, a magical place where every character to ever appear in a play can be found. Her best friends are a quartet of Shakespearian fairies, her constant nemesis is Ariel from The Tempest, and she has a crush on a pirate boy. Unfortunately, she’s just been told to shape up and stop making trouble, or leave the Theatre forever. In her quest to prove she belongs there, she’ll uncover an insidious plan to destroy the Theatre, investigate her own dramatic origins, and attempt to direct her very own play. But will she earn her standing ovation, or is it curtains for her career? Filled with literary whimsy and intrigue, this story brings the magic of the stage to life with great delight. The Theatre is a fascinatingly strong setting, populated with a rich variety of characters and plenty of potential. Berty herself definitely deserves another turn in the spotlight. Mantchev can take a bow; her first novel is a crowd-pleaser.

New Reviews Online

By popular demand, you can now find my reviews of the following books live over at The Green Man Review:

Soulless by Gail Carriger
Child of Fire by Harry Connolly
Magic in the Blood by Devon Monk
Trick of the Light by Rob Thurman
A Flash of Hex by Jes Battis
Speak of the Devil by Jenna Black
Cape Storm by Rachel Caine
Monster Hunter International by Larry Correia
The Mermaid’s Madness by Jim C. Hines
Witch Craft by Caitlin Kittredge

Now On Sale: Like A God's Kiss

The second of the erotic ebook anthologies featuring one of my stories has now gone live.
Like A God’s Kiss is a collection of stories inspired by the Greek and Roman gods. As with other Circlet ebook anthologies, it’s available from a number of places in a wide range of formats.

My story is “The Muse’s Mask,” and it follows the chance meeting between Natasha Hardy, a bartender at the Muse’s Mask, a comedy club located in the fictional city of Puxhill, and Lia, a customer who’s lost her sense of humor. What follows is both magical and humorous, partially due to the inadvertent contributions of a large, orange, fluffy cat.

So yes, it’s porn. But more importantly to my way of thinking, it’s urban fantasy, and the first published appearance of my Puxhill setting, which I’ve been working on for years. I’m extremely thankful to the lovely people at Circlet for deeming it worthy of inclusion.

New Realms of Fantasy Column

I’ve recieved my contributor copies of the October 2009 issue of Realms of Fantasy.

In my column, I talk about:

Eyes Like Stars by Lisa Mantchev
Dull Boy by Sarah Cross
The Demon’s Lexicon by Sarah Rees Brennan
Kiss of Life by Daniel Waters
Once Dead, Twice Shy by Kim Harrison
Sea Change by Aimee Friedman
Fairy Tale by Cyn Balog
Me, My Elf and I by Heather Swain

For any of the above authors who can’t get their hands on a copy of the magazine, contact me for a copy of the review, if need be. Otherwise, they’ll go live in my archives in a few months, when the next issue comes out.

Reviews from the previous issue of Realms which can now be found online here:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians #5: The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan
Beka Cooper: Bloodhound by Tamora Pierce
Highway to Hell by Rosemary Clement-Moore
Soul Enchilada by David Macinnis Gill
Fortune’s Folly by Deva Fagan
The Amaranth Enchantment by Julie Berry
Zombie Queen of Newbury High by Amanda Ashby
Hottie by Jonathan Bernstein

If you have any questions, comments, complaints, or praise, feel free to drop me a note. It’s always nice to know I’m not doing this in a vaccuum.

Fiction in this issue is by Kristine Kathryn Rusch, William R. Eakin, Ben Francisco, S.E. Ward, and Jay Lake.

Now On Sale!

Today, Like A Queen has gone live and is now available for download. Follow the above link to the Circlet Press site to see the full details. They have a number of links to different formats, depending on your need – everything from buying it for the Amazon Kindle to PDF format to online reading.

Like A Queen is an erotic ebook anthology of lesbian fairy tales, retold and explored from new angles. (Its companion, Like A Prince, also on sale today, features gay fsiry tales.) This features my story, “After the Hunt.”

In the original fairy tale, as found in Grimm, “The Twelve Huntsmen” is the story of a young princess who, after being jilted by her fiance for another princess, goes undercover as a male hunter in his court to win him back, only to find her efforts hampered by a number of tests. “After the Hunt” looks into why she did what she did, suggests her motivations weren’t entirely what we expected, explains the magical talking lion, and gives the other princess in the story some time to shine as well. It’s fun, it’s hot, and you can believe there’s a happy ending….

This marks my first published erotic piece -and- my first published non-urban fantasy. I hope people like it.

I, Alien, edited by Mike Resnick (Daw, 2005)

Mike Resnick has never shied away from asking a lot from the authors who grace his collections. In the past, his anthologies have covered all manner of alternate realities, pasts, and futures, male authors have been asked to write as female, and female writers as male. Now he asks them to take a real leap of the imagination, in I, Alien. A whopping twenty-seven stories take a look at things from an alien perspective, looking at a wide variety of topics in the process. There’s a wide range of tones to be found here, allowing for comedy (Laura Resnick’s “Diary of a Galactic Émigré,” in which an alien finds out the hard way that his chosen disguise is not that of the Earth’s dominant species) and drama (Kristine Kathryn Rusch’s “The Injustice Collector” is the story of an interspecies trial brought about by radical misunderstandings, and multiple interpretations of the same basic concepts.)
For the down to Earth, there’s Paul E. Marten’s “Creature For Hire,” which shows that even an alien can fall upon hard times in the fickle eyes of the public. Michael Burstein’s “Pedagogy” examines the differences in education and discipline between an alien species and Earthlings, leading to the sort of resolution we’ve all wished upon obnoxious people at one point or another. Janis Ian’s “Correspondence With A Breeder” is a hilarious piece about time travel, would-be-writers, a famous editor, and some major miscommunications.
Just to show that anthropology is alive and well on other planets, we have Barbara Delaplace’s “Resident Alien.” Proving that aliens come in all sizes, including the mindbogglingly small, there’s “Aortic Insubordination,” by Batya Swift Yasgur and Barry N. Malzberg. Josepha Sherman’s “What Must Be” is a thoughtful, tragic story about coming-of-age rituals, and the consequences that arise when traditions and customs are violated, even unwillingly.
Communication is essential when negotiating contracts and business deals between races. Just look at the narrator of Linda J. Dunn’s “First Contract,” who discovers the hard way why his species has had such trouble in the past dealing with humans. Is it madness, however, to expand one’s worldview? Tobias S. Buckell looks at a strange semi-symbiotic/slave relationship between humans and a native species in “Anakoinosis.” Who’s benefiting more: the humans who get slave labor out of the aliens, or the aliens who learn through their dealings with us?
Adrienne Gormley also looks at rites of passage, in “Nobodies.” To prove one’s worth to the tribe, they first have to survive a period of testing. But have the worthiest been surviving all these years, or just the most dangerous? John DeChancie’s “The Loaves and the Fishes” postulates that the concept of a Witness Protection Program may exist on other planets, with interesting results for the alien who hides here on Earth. Mike Resnick himself explains the truth behind our origins; it’s less spectacular than one might imagine.
These are just some of the stories to be found in I, Alien. Tales by Robert Sawyer, Nina Kiriki Hoffman, Terry McGarry, Harry Turtledove, and Stephen Leigh also help to flesh out a collection that’s consistently entertaining, occasionally thought-provoking, and well-worth picking up. I thoroughly enjoyed this anthology.

You Bet Your Planet, edited by Martin H. Greenberg and Brittiany A. Koren (DAW, 2005)

Just when you thought it was safe to turn off the television and open a book, reality TV and game shows have invaded your favorite anthology. Well, maybe not quite, but in You Bet Your Planet, eleven authors tackle the task of translating reality television, games shows, and contests to a science fiction setting, producing a fascinatingly mixed bag of results.
Esther Friesner’s “Cook’s Turing” is one of her typically humorous pieces, about a woman accidentally tapped to represent Earth in an interstellar cookoff that will determine whether we’re accepted as equals, or as slaves, by a powerful alien race. It’s Iron Chef as you’ve never seen it, with some truly laugh-out-loud moments. Susan Sizemore’s “Dish of the Day” is another story about a cooking contest, where the prize is a much-needed planet for humans to colonize, and the main dish may just have some objections to being turned into a centerpiece.
“Heart’s Desire,” by Mickey Zucker Reichart, is a worthy successor to Stephen King’s own take on reality game shows, “The Running Man.” In a future where everyone has everything they need, one man discovers that he wants nothing more than an honest job, and he’s willing to go on a deadly game show to earn it. But is he ready for what they’ll force him to do? Another game show with high stakes and deadly consequences for failure can be found in Josepha Sherman’s “You’d Better Win!” in which a man stranded on an unfriendly planet can only get home if he survives the natives’ most popular show.
Susan Shwartz looks as a failed reality show contestant in “Mind Games,” following her as she ends up playing a far stranger game with highly personal stakes. Ed Gorman’s “Stop Or I’ll Shoot” comes darned close to outright horror; of all the stories in this volume, it evoked the strongest negative reaction from me. Basically, a man is forced to compete on a game show where death isn’t just a possibility, it’s practically a guaranteed outcome, and things are rigged against him. Full of unpleasant, ugly characters, this story is really something of a sour note, or a splash of cold water to the face.
Jane Lindskold’s “Here to There” follows her recurring character, spaceship captain Ah Lee, as Lee is drawn into investigating a plot which threatens the peace between several races. As an undercover contestant on a game of stamina, skill, and survival, Lee will be stretched to her limits as she looks for a saboteur. Also going undercover to foil a dastardly plot is the hero of Elizabeth Ann Scarborough’s “Name That Planet!” which requires a secret agent to use her brain like never before.
Robert Sheckley’s “Scenes From The Contest” is another show where things are rigged, and this time, even the hero is in on the fix, though he doesn’t know it consciously. All he knows is that he’ll have to survive numerous challenges, and do it all for the sake of someone who may never have a chance to appreciate it. Russell Davis’ “The Hollywood Dilemma” is a return to that much-beloved chestnut, the deal with the Devil, in which a game show host finds that in order to escape one contract, he may have to sign an even more infernal one. In Bruce Holland Rogers’ “Entertaining Folly,” a rag-tag group of humans are selected to appear on the alien version of a reality show, and for one, it’s the trip of a lifetime.
All in all, You Bet Your Planet has some very good stories and some entertaining stories, and I was quite pleased with the contests for the most part. I’m not much of a reality show fan (save for the odd episode of Survivor and those Iron Chef reruns), but I greatly enjoyed what this collection had to offer.

Best Time Travel of the 20th Century, edited by Harry Turtledove and Martin H. Greenberg (Del Rey, 2005)

Harry Turtledove has done a great job so far with his “Best … of the 20th Century” anthologies so far, so I knew going in that this reprint collection of time travel stories was bound to be of interest. Here we have eighteen of the very best stories told about time travel, some which are quite well-known, and some which are a bit more obscure. Naturally, Ray Bradbury’s classic “A Sound of Thunder,” is present. That’s one of those stories I always think of as soon as anyone brings up the perils of traveling through time, and in many ways, it’s one of the sub-genre’s flagships.
Also present are stories like R.A. Lafferty’s “Rainbird,” Arthur C.Clarke’s “Time’s Arrow,” Connie Willis’ “Fire Watch,” Theodore Sturgeon’s “Yesterday was Monday,” Joe Haldeman’s “Anniversary Project,” and “A Gun For Dinosaur” by L. Sprague de Camp. Many of these I’d heard of, but hadn’t actually read before, so it was a genuine treat getting to see them for the first time. If you like time travel, this collection is definitely worth looking for. As far as reprint anthologies go, this one succeeds admirably in delivering a good, solid mix and giving the reader plenty of story for his money. Turtledove is on a roll with this series; I hope he’ll find some more themes to mine for future volumes.